Even i don't know

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

(via syncratiozero)

lmnpnch:

Scarlett Johansson by Tom Munro (2008)

lmnpnch:

Scarlett Johansson by Tom Munro (2008)

(via spectreofthegrey)

Sometimes…sometimes I think the asylum is a head. We’re inside a huge head that dreams us all into being. Perhaps it’s your head, Batman. Arkham is a looking glass, and we are you.

(Source: wouldyouliketoseemymask, via gameraddictions)

“1:all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once”
— Terry Pratchett (via bableman)

(via syncratiozero)

magnifysuccess:

sometimes i wonder what i would think of my body if it wasn’t my own? like if someone else had my body and i was looking at it from an outside perspective? i think two things would happen… for one, i would have much nicer thoughts about it. and two, i actually just wouldn’t really care about it? because i don’t notice anyone else’s body in the way that i scrutinize my own. i wish i was better at remembering that. absolutely no one is as critical of me as i am of myself

(via carlyxgaga)

marjoleinhoekendijk:

☽♡☾ Pagan, Viking, Nature and Tolkien things ☽♡☾

marjoleinhoekendijk:

☽♡☾ Pagan, Viking, Nature and Tolkien things ☽♡☾

(Source: wiccananddarling, via greenlagger)

“For which f are you drinking to? Fuck, forget, or fun?”
— 10 Word Story (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: cutie3point1415, via schizophr3niaa)